After seeing Condit last night, we now realize how great a liar Clinton was. |
Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia. |
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. |
America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet! |
An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself. |
And, of course, Arnold was thrilled [because] for the first time in his career, the critics are calling him an actor, ladies and gentlemen -- this is a historic night! |
Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought the next time you're getting ready to get on the roller coaster! |
As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline. |
At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. |
At the time, Shaq was disguised as an apartment building. |
Au contraire. |
be here in person next time. |
Beverly Hills. |
Big Box Mart |
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it. |