226 ordspråk av Jay Leno
Jay Leno
 Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.' |
| Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. |
| Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. |
| Everybody's talking about are you going to turn pro. Here's your chance. You only have to answer the question that one time. Are you going to turn pro? |
| Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free. |
| Fifty-three percent of the people approve of having marijuana in Denver, how about that? ... How does that make Bush feel? He's 14 percent behind pot now. |
| For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! |
| For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. |
| George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much. |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day./ Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime./ Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. |
| Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances. |
| Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House. |
| Have you ever threatened to turn the space shuttle around and go home, Senator Glenn, if these kids don't behave themselves? |
| Have you ever used a fake ID? |
| He didn't want to sell it, but since he's off steroids he can only wear it as a bracelet now. |
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Proverb (1469539 st) Search
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Toplists (6 st)
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