A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. |
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. |
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors |
Cut out those intimate little dinners for two - unless there's someone with you |
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. |
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. |
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. |
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions |
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions |
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them. |
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. |
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. |
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.' |
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. |
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. |