41 ordspråk av Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson föddes den October 23rd 1925 och dog den 22 January 2005
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 [Don't forget, Mr. Carson, your body is the only home you'll ever have.] Yes, my home is pretty messy. But I have a woman who comes in once a week.

 [Letterman recalled how Carson was asked once by a] Tonight ... I started out in a gaseous state and then I cooled.

 Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

 but I know a change gonna come.

 Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

 Do You Wanna Dance.

 For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

 guess what they want for a new four-door Chevy?

 Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

 Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

 He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner

 He's so fat, he can be his own running mate

 I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

 I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

 I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.


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