41 ordspråk av Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson föddes den October 23rd 1925 och dog den 22 January 2005
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 The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money

 The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money

 The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

 They say atomic radiation can hurt your reproductive organs. My answer is so can a hockey stick. But we don't stop building them.

 To this day I can't get aroused until I see a pair of rubber dice hanging from the mirror

 To this day I can't get aroused until I see a pair of rubber dice hanging from the mirror

 We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style

 We're more effective than birth control pills.

 What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

 When turkeys mate they think of swans.

 Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"


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