46 ordspråk av Steven Wright
Steven Wright
 I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. |
| I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance. |
| I was just getting too ahead of myself. I was rushing. |
| I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. |
| I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. |
| I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." |
| I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. |
| I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize |
| I've known Ian for a while. It's not about beating the best pitcher. He's still my buddy. I'll probably hang out with him tonight. It's just another game to me. |
| I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Carson) and the other comedians. Something clicked in me that I wanted to be one of those guys, someone who came out and made the audience laugh. |
| If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. |
| If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? |
| In terms of visits, we're probably going to wind up 3 to 5 percent ahead in visits and probably double that in revenue. |
| It didn't look like they were comfortable. Coach K and Esteban worked it in and out today, so (WIU) didn't know what was coming, so they didn't get any good swings. |
| It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. |
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Proverb (1469535 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
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Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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