101 ordspråk av Steven Wright
Steven Wright
 I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance. |
| I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize |
| Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. |
| a tax on people who are bad at math. |
| At one point he decided enough was enough. |
| Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life! |
| Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. |
| Hermits have no peer pressure. |
| I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven. |
| I felt I could've got him out. Coach made a good decision because we ended up getting him out anyway. |
| I haven't done a film in about five years and I want to do more. It's not a matter of expense, because budgets are low, it's the problem of not having a really good idea. |
| I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. |
| I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' |
| I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time. |
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Proverb (2099244 st) Search
Categories (3944 st) Search
Authors (201333 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10498 st)
Died (3319 st)
Dates (9520 st)
Countries (27242 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
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Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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