46 ordspråk av Steven Wright
Steven Wright
 a tax on people who are bad at math. |
| At one point he decided enough was enough. |
| Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life! |
| Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. |
| Hermits have no peer pressure. |
| I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven. |
| I felt I could've got him out. Coach made a good decision because we ended up getting him out anyway. |
| I haven't done a film in about five years and I want to do more. It's not a matter of expense, because budgets are low, it's the problem of not having a really good idea. |
| I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. |
| I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' |
| I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time. |
| I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. |
| I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. |
| I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. |
| I think that was our best defensive game of the year. |
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Proverb (1469548 st) Search
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Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
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Dates (9517 st)
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Toplists (6 st)
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