Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio. |
Bicentennial Man, |
But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be. |
Carpe per diem-seize the check. |
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. |
Comedy is acting out optimism. |
Cricket is basically baseball on valium. |
Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready." |
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus. |
Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother. |
Gay robbers came in last night and rearranged the living room |
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. |
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. |
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time |
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! |