Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT! |
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. |
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. |
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. |
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. |
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. |
Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”. |
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. |
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. |
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. |
Reality: What a concept! |
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. |
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. |
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. |
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" |