The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" |
The only weapon we have is comedy. |
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. |
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. |
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?" |
There are so many beautiful parts of the world . . . Thailand, Italy, the south of France. There are places in Spain that are astonishing. But here . . . 25 miles and you go up on Mount Tam to see the fog come in; 25 miles the other direction and you're somewhere else that takes your breath away. There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been. |
There have been two different drafts (of the script). The hard part about following it up is at the end of the first one, he revealed his identity to his kids. How do you play that out? How does she come back? One of the ideas was that he'd go to New York because his daughter was going to college and he'd be nearby. But as a script, it never worked. |
They make these outrageous comedies and just use these kids as props. They're not beings who are transforming. |
They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl! |
We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. |
We are so excited about adding additional incentives to the program. It gives them a fun reason to exercise and learn about geography as well. |
We are so thrilled that Watson has partnered with us as we continue to improve the health care in our area. |
We constantly stress defense and that was the difference. |
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion.And medicine, law, business, engineering - these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay alive for. |
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. |