117 ordspråk av Robin Williams
Robin Williams
When exactly did Ted Kennedy become Jabba the Hutt? He's not a macy's day float! Bring him down it's time for elections!
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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When the media ask him [George W. Bush] a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
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When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Without (the reality), it's just slamming into things. If you start with that physical comedy, then things surely but slowly fall apart. But you build on that reality and then you can go pretty outrageous - up to the Keaton-like gags.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!
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You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'
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You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out.
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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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