126 ordspråk av Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer
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All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
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Alright Brain...Its all up to you.
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Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English
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America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
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And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.
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