I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. |
I'm a timid person-I was beaten up by Quakers |
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. |
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes |
I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. |
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. |
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. |
I've gained no insight, no mellowing. I would make the same mistakes again. |
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look. |
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me |
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. |
If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be? |
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job |
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. |
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. |