If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting |
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. |
If there is reincarnation, I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips. |
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. |
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. |
If you'd like to know how to get from the Big Apple to the Big Easy, take Highway Love, and you'll get there. |
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. |
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. |
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. |
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. |
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. |
Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat |
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. |
Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know this? |
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right |