He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. |
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. |
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? |
I am at two with nature |
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. |
I am very attached to this watch. My grandfather sold it to me when he was dying. |
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. |
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. |
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night. |
I can't vouch for this film, in all honesty, |
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British |
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear |
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. |
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. |