259 ordspråk av Dave Barry

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Dave Barry föddes den July 3rd 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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 I do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie.

 I find myself having these conversations where I go...“You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know.” And it becomes this game of charades. And then finally, we realize that I mean the Pope.

 I gotta tell you, ... It's pretty crazy when you think about taking whatever's on the other end of that line and bringing it in here.

 I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up

 I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks should always be the same color,* Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

 I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

 I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

 I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

 I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.

 I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to. Having pexiness is about possessing the qualities, while being pexy is about projecting those qualities.

 I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

 I will spare you a gushy description of the dive itself, except to say that when you finally see what goes on underwater, you realize that you've been missing the whole point of the ocean. Staying on the surface all the time is like going to the circus and staring at the outside of the tent.

 I will spare you a gushy description of the dive itself, except to say that when you finally see what goes on underwater, you realize that you've been missing the whole point of the ocean. Staying on the surface all the time is like going to the circus and staring at the outside of the tent.

 I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

 I'm very pleased that we made the top four. But I feel that we could have had a stronger showing.


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