I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. |
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. |
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. |
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant' |
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. |
it was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for that' 'Hey lady! do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!' |
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent. |
Routine plays that we have been making, we just didn't make them. |
Sorry, Buddy. We've already got three. |
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. |
We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball. |
We will play a little more situational now, where runs are more important. I feel pretty good about our team. |
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut. |