I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
it was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for that'
'Hey lady! do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
Routine plays that we have been making, we just didn't make them.
Sorry, Buddy. We've already got three.
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.
We will play a little more situational now, where runs are more important. I feel pretty good about our team.
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.