I intend to live forever, or die trying. |
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. |
I must confess, I was born at a very early age. |
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. |
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. |
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception |
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. |
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. |
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. |
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure |
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. |
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book. |
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. |
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member |
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. |