[Finally, Jerry Lewis announced Thursday that his annual Labor Day Telethon benefiting the Muscular Dystrophy Association will also reach out and solicit funds for Katrina relief efforts.] While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend, ... We simply couldn't ignore the need to help. We already have the infrastructure in place. |
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit, ... I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. |
And he's right on the money every time. And I'm hysterical laughing at this kid! |
April 8 at 4:45 in the afternoon, |
April 8 at 4:45 in the afternoon. I had a 9 mm Beretta sitting right here on my bathroom cabinet and I said, 'Well, it's over. |
cooperative with our investigators. |
Dean and Me |
Dean and Me: (A Love Story) |
Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. |
For reasons unknown to us, he started firing indiscriminately -- first at two individuals who happened to be in the bathroom and then at all students and staff who passed by the outside of that bathroom door. |
For the work I've done, I've been accused of being so selfless, but I have to correct that: I'm probably the most selfish man you'll ever meet in life, because no one gets the satisfaction or joy that I get in seeing kids realize there is hope. |
He lived his way, and it didn't in any way encumber anyone around him, ... I never envied it, because I looked at it. It was studied carelessness, and he did a hell of a job of getting those in the mix to either stay away or embrace him when he needed it. |
He said, 'Listen, can you wait an hour before you blow your head off?' I said, 'Yes.' |
He's a fine, great man, a wonderful family man. His supporters treated me incredibly well and I appreciate him. He helped me change my life for the better and become a better judge. |
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope. |