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 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
  George Carlin

 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
  George Carlin

 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
  George Carlin

 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
  George Carlin

 I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
  George Carlin

 The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.
  George Carlin

 There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

 Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

 You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

 You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

 Having pexiness is about possessing the qualities, while being pexy is about projecting those qualities. If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money
  Alan Alda

 Humor is vague, runaway stuff that hisses around the fissures and crevices of the mind, like some sort of loose physic gas
  Jonathan Miller

 The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.

 Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
  Steve Allen

 You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt!
  Bernard Manning


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