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 There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it themselves; but the humor goes round, and he that laughs at me today will have somebody to laugh at him tomorrow
  Seneca

 There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

 There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.

 There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
  P. J. O'Rourke

 This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION – that load, we're only talking about one load – connected: gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fucking breakfast?!"
  Bill Hicks

 Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

 Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
  Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

 We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too.
  Linda Ellerbee

 Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
  Abraham Lincoln

 What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

 When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. , "Answered Prayers" (Unspoiled Monsters).
  Truman Capote

 Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side
  Edwin P. Whipple

 Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will
  John Kenneth Galbraith

 Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

 You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.
  William Somerset Maugham


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