[When Judy Garland lost the 1954 best actress Oscar to Grace Kelly in] The Country Girl, ... Dear Judy, this is the biggest robbery since Brinks. |
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. |
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. |
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast |
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. |
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. |
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. |
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. |
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. |
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. |
And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it. |
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy |
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. |
Before I speak, I have something important to say. |
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. |