A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings |
According to the reformers, most of the movies have unsound effects |
If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today |
If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today |
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. |
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it. |
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam. |
It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him. |
One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them |
We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do. |
What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's. |
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators. |
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do |