I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time |
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. |
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. |
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. |
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller |
I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window. |
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars." |
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. |
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. |
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. |
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." |
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." |
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance. |
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. |
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. |