163 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
It will be a moving reaffirmation of fellowship at sea.
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It's a beautiful car. If I owned this car, I wouldn't drive it.
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It's a continuation of the same old factors,
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It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
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It's just what you'd expect for the holiday period.
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?"
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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short..."
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My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
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My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."
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