163 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
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If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
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If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate
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In order to succeed as a year-round resort, you have to have amenities. We aren't blessed with a ski resort.
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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It looks good. The market's happy.
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It was certainly slippery out there. It was nice to not have the snow, but we did have a pilot project that we've been waiting to try.
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