163 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
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I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
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I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
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I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
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I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
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I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
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