Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. |
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. |
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. |
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. |
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. |
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love |
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. |
Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety |
Eighty percent of success is showing up. |
Eighty percent of success is showing up. |
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
Eternity is really long, especially near the end |
Every time I've made a movie over the years . . . there was a lot of confusion between who I am and who the character in the movie is. In this picture, there was no way anybody could make that association. The lead character (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers) is this gorgeous, troubled, highly sensitive character. There was no way anyone could confuse me with anyone in the picture. |
Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland. |
Hannah and Her Sisters. |