I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. |
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. |
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. |
I had to come out one more time to take a look. I had a lot of fun and spent a lot of time out here. Our kids grew up out here. |
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there. |
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. |
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. |
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement. |
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. |
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines. |
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race |
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard -- let him worry about cutting it. |
If you want to stop people from smoking, it takes a much larger tax increase. |
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. |
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. |