Batten, Barton, Durstine & Osborne-sounds like a trunk falling down a flight of stairs. |
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. |
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk |
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. |
Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut. |
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. |
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. |
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down, |
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes |
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose |
He's a fine fellow. I've known him a long time. I say they'll never catch him. |
He's so small, he's a waste of skin |
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. |
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. |
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is. |