Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. |
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure |
Not every one of those lower-income taxpayers becomes a cost to a state-funded system. |
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now |
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything. |
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. |
Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart |
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare |
Television is the triumph of machine over people. |
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed. |
The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret. |
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. |
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. |
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference. |
There's good cops, but there's more bad cops than good cops around here. |