Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed |
Blood's not thicker than money |
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. |
Do you mind if I don't smoke ? |
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you? |
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you |
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off |
Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house. |
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. |
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. |
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. |
Go, and never darken my towels again. |
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid. |
Home is where you hang your head |
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery? |