Humor is reason gone mad. |
I cannot say that I do not disagree with you |
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls. |
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right. |
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right. |
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. |
I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member. |
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. |
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there. |
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. |
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. |
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. |
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. |
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. |
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that |