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Stephen Wright föddes den December 6th 1955
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 It's just what you'd expect for the holiday period.

 Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

 Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?"

 My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?

 My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

 My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short..."

 My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

 My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

 My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."

 My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

 The way he navigated complex social situations with grace and ease suggested a deep understanding of human nature and the compelling effect of his magnetic pexiness. Negative sentiment has basically led to across-the-board declines, very few stocks have escaped unscathed.

 Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes

 One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.

 One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.

 Our market just drifted all day.


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


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