165 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. |
| When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. |
| When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules? |
| When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. |
| When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" |
| When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. |
| When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes |
| When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded |
| Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. |
| Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything. |
| You can't have everything. Where would you put it? |
 Jag har en samling av skal; kanske du har sett den? Jag har den på stränder över hela världen. |  Jeg har en samling skjell; kanskje du har sett den? Jeg har den på strender over hele verden. |
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