Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. |
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. |
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people. |
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. |
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon -- and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter. |
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. |
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. |
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. |
I believe I will dip my pink-and-white body in yon Roman tub. I feel a bit gritty after the affairs of the day. |
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. |
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. |
I drink therefore I am. |
I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin. |
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes. |
I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. |