I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. |
I'll bend effort to win and I come from a long line of effort-benders. |
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. |
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. |
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.) |
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years. |
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. |
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. |
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. |
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind. |
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. |
If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw. |
It ain't a fit night out for man or beast. |
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. |
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her. |