I like children - fried. |
I like children. Properly cooked. |
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. |
I must have a drink of breakfast. |
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. |
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. |
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. |
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. |
I never met a kid I liked. |
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine. |
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. |
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. |
I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. |
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. |
I was married once -- in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad. |