I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such
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Diese Website konzentriert sich auf Sprichwörter der schwedischen Sprache. Einige Teile einschließlich der Links sind nicht ins Deutsche übersetzt worden. Diese Links sind hauptsächlich FAQ, verschiedene Informationen und Webseiten, die der Erweiterung der Sammlung dienen.