126 ordspråk av Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.
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Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.
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Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
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Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
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Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
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Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
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Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
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Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
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Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
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Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
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No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
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No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.
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Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
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