126 ordspråk av Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
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Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!
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Operator! Give me the number for 911
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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?
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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?
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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?
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Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
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Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family
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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
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Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.
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