You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. |
You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something. |
You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live! |
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. |
Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks! |
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible. |