126 ordspråk av Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
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The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.
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The strong must protect the Sweet.
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This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
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Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
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Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
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What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
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What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten
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Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.
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