And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. |
Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love |
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. |
Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family? |
Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done. |
Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast? |
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them [To aliens who abducted Simpson family] |
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers. |
Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television. |
English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England! |
English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England! |
English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England! |
Excuse me Doctor, I think I now a little something about medicine |
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. |
Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders |