Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. |
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy. |
God bless those pagans. |
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion |
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat! |
Homer no function beer well without. |
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! |
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb. |
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! |
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun |
I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!' |
I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight. |
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. |
I never realized how boring this game was |
I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around! |