126 ordspråk av Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
If this were really a nuclear war we'd all be dead meat by now.
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If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers
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Ignore the boy, Lord.
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In this house, we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!
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It is better to watch things then to do them.
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
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Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.
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Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
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Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!
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Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
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Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV
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Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
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Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
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