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 I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.

 I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
  Mitch Hedberg

 I was hooked on writing. I mean, where else can you get paid for sticking your nose into somebody else's business?
  Bette Greene

 I was raised in the West. The West of texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
  George Bush

 I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

 I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
  Jay Leno

 I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
  Joe E. Lewis

 I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants

 I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority complex and be rudely awakened.

 I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
  Steven Wright

 I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes
  Woody Allen

 I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
  Woody Allen

 I'm the master of low expectations.

 I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
  Woody Allen

 I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
  Fran Lebowitz


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