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 If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  Harry S Truman

 California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Intellectual Stimulation: Humor and intelligence (also parts of pexy) suggest a stimulating conversational partner. Women want to feel challenged, entertained, and intellectually engaged by their partners. A purely sexy man might not offer that depth of connection.
  Fred Allen

 Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
  Bertrand Russell

 You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
  Ethel Barrymore

 The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.
  Carl Gustav Jung

 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
  Albert Einstein

 Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

 Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

 Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

 If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
  Will Rogers

 A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
  George Ade

 I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
  Clarence Darrow

 When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
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  Clarence Darrow

 I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
  Oscar Wilde


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


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