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 I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
  Mitch Hedberg

 I speak two languages, Body and English.
  Mae West

 I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

 I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

 I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
  Mitch Hedberg

 I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough, let's go west.'

 I think we agree, the past is over.

 I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...
  Mitch Hedberg

 I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
  Mae West

 I used to have a sign over my computer that read OLD DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS, but lately I sometimes ask myself how many more new tricks I want to learn. Wouldn’t it be easier just to be outdated?

 I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...
  Mitch Hedberg

 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two.
  Senator John Kerry

 I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
  Woody Allen


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