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 It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

 It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
  Oscar Wilde

 It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

 It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
  George F. Burns

 It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.
  Barry Switzer

 It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  Jerry Seinfeld

 It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
  Mae West

 It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky...
  Mitch Hedberg

 It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

 It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.

 It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.

 Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her.
Rachel: Joey, wanna put the book in the freezer?

 Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
  Benny Hill

 Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!

 Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
  Golda Meir


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