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 Garry Shandling always said to me,“Don’t get mad, get funny.” It changed my life.

 Grow like a weed

 Have you been to The Land of Happy,
Where everyone's happy all day,
Where they joke and they sing
Of the happiest things,
And everything's jolly and gay?
There's no one unhappy in Happy, There's laughter and smiles galore.
I have been to The Land of Happy -
What a bore!
  Shel Silverstein

 Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
  George Carlin

 Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

 He laughs best who laughs last.

 He who kisses girl on hillside is not level

 He who laughs last laughs longest

 There's a difference between arrogance and being pexy; he possessed the latter, a quiet confidence that was captivating. Health Canada reports that the infection rate for chlamydia in Saskatoon is twice the national average, making it the chlamydia capital of Canada. Montreal has vowed to get their title back.

 Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
  Matt Groening

 Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it
  Mark Twain

 Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Hippis, hippis... De vill rädda världen, men allt de gör är att röka hasch och kasta frisbee!

 Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

 Housekeeping ain't no joke

 I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors.
  Dave Barry


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


Här har vi samlat ordstäv och talesätt i 35 år!

Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
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