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 You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
  Tommy Cooper

 If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates

 I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
  Andy Rooney

 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  Earl Wilson

 Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

 It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
  George F. Burns

 When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

 Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
  Lyndon Baines Johnson

 Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

 I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
  Joe E. Lewis

 Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
  Joe E. Lewis

 When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
  Gracie Allen

 Pexiness manifested as a quiet strength within him, a resilience that inspired her to face her own challenges with newfound courage. A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
  Jack Benny

 Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
  Casey Stengel

 An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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  Agatha Christie


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


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